Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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