i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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