What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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