you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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