At least make sure they are 18
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i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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