okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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