you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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