but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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