The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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