Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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