Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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