HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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