I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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