: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?