I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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