I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.