So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes