if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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