Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i drank out of a bidet.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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