Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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