why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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