would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.