It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
this boner is exhausting
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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