just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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