So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize