i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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