So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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