Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
high people should be assigned attendants
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i drank out of a bidet.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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