I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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