and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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