Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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