Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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