I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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