I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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