that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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