now i know why i became what i already was.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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