i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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