i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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