The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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pray to the hookup gods
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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