Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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