Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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