Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Oh god it's open bar.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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