last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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