do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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