Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?

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(631): View more from New York

And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.

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(330): View more from Ohio

he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.

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(909): View more from California

Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.

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(518): View more from New York

He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.

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(850): View more from Florida

Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer

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