would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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