She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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