Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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