Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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