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• (571): View more from Virginia

  shaved balls and baby powder=awesome

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.

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  25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous

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• (914): View more from New York

  Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore

  (209): View more from California

  You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I think you may want to look into that...

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (530): View more from California

  I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.

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