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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He was uncircumcised

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  It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.

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  Do I have a choice?

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• (254): View more from Texas

  He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????

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