i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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